I kid you not, this was sent to Chris by his mom. It’s cute and funny (always a great combination). Not sure how “real” it is, but for just a second think of our kid doing something like this, and figure out how you would react 
The note accompanying this follows:
This post has no relations!For all you moms…..and people who love to laugh…
“This is my kindergartner’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. And I am so darned proud of myself – I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started to cry from laughing so hard!”
I feel dirty…I need a shower