Monday Updates

Today, I have to wish a happy birthday (22 years).

I also have to congratulate the Slurpee (bought to you by our friends at 7-Eleven) a happy anniversary/birthday, as it turns forty today.

Happy retirement to the 63 year old German prostitute. “She said she charges 30 euros ($36) and on good nights she has four to five clients.” (WOW!)

The White House is keeping quiet about Karl Rove, even though everyone else seems to be talking about it.

An the head of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting has said that “he's seeking political balance in public-affairs programming and is not bent on silencing liberal voices.” Hands up if you believe him!

And in breaking news, I've discovered TinyURLs.