When is a cake topper, not a cake topper?

“Huh?” you may be thinking to yourself. Well for those of you who live in the great State of Texas, you may have thought it amusing that when one purchased a sex toy that kind of looked phallic, that your receipt may have said “cake topper.” It’s been a joke for the longest time, but it appears this is quite true.

Anyway, it is being reported that the “5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Texas law making it illegal to sell or promote obscene devices, punishable by up to two years in jail, violated the Constitution’s 14th Amendment on the right to privacy.” Let’s shout out a big hurrah!

So the question to ask now is what do I put on the top of my cakes from now on?